Pass the Mayo, Amen

Author: Scyess

Date: June 11, 2002

by Scyess
6-11-02
Hey! You're that crappy TV reverend guy! How did you get in here?
Cowdjinn, you ruined my career with your stupid telegrams; now I'm here to cut you into beef medalions! Eat cold steely death, heathen!
~~Scene of Indescribable Violence~~
I thought I heard something, Cowdjinn. Is someone in here?
Oh, that? I was just chatting with an old pen-pal about the carnivorous nature of pink cattle. *urp*