More Truth about Facial Hair

Author: Scyess

Date: June 13, 2002

by Scyess
6-13-02
Admit it! You know goatees look stupid! The only reason you have one is because you want to show off what little facial hair you can actually grow!
*sob* Yes! Yes, it's true!
Actually, a goatee adds a measure of sophistication to the face. A debonair, worldly look.
The look of a champion, nay, of a KING!
Shut up, you.