Not Just Healthy and Delicious

Author: Scyess

Date: June 13, 2002

by Scyess
6-13-02
What would you do with $10 million?
Oh, that's easy. I'd buy a million acres in Idaho.
IDAHO?
Oh, yeah! I'd plant potatoes. Then make a theme park. I'd call it "PotatoLand." We would have potato carving parties and make clothes out of potato peels!
Um, I'm leaving now...
We would build a big castle out of potato starch! The battlements would be teeming with my all-potato army! Our slogan would be "Potato tuber alles!" WE WOULD RULE THE WORLD! You hear me? THE WORLD!!!