Bovine Copulation

Author: Scyess

Date: March 1, 2001

by Scyess
3-01-01
Hey! I'm home!
Mooooo... MoooOOOOoo... mooOOO... moo...ooo...ooo... MMMOOOO!!
HOLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A TIRE SWING!!
MooOOoo..ooo... mooooOOO!! mooo oh shit...
Gee, Jon, I can't seem to find anything physically wrong with you. What happened?
Have you ever opened your closet to find two pink cows having wild monkey sex while wearing your underwear and using your toothbrush as an erotic toy??