CC 125: It's Not Always a Good Sign to be Born in a Manger

Author: Scyess

Date: June 17, 2002

by Scyess
6-17-02
Dad, how come you never tell me you love me?
Because I don't. I'm just raising you until you're big enough to eat.
I guess that explains why you force-feed me spice mixtures through a tube.
You're a smart lad. Got nice, plump, savory brain in your head, I'll reckon. Just like your mom.