Pick-Up Lines in Real Life

Author: Scyess

Date: June 17, 2002

by Scyess
6-17-02
Um... excuse me, would you like to be taller?
What? Oh my god! Are you saying I'm short? Why did you walk up and tell me I'm short? What's wrong with you? Get away from me, you asshole!
Um, because I can give you six inches?
Er, that pick-up line didn't work at all, did it?
Not unless your goal was to simultaneously shatter my self-image and make me hate you.