More Bad News

Author: Scyess

Date: June 17, 2002

by Scyess
6-17-02
This is the worst day of my life -- finding out I'm a fictional character!
Wait, it gets worse. Follow me to the bedroom!
Okay...
Now come with me to the den.
Did you notice how we got to any of these places? We were just suddenly here! We're not just ficitional characters, Jon, I'm afraid we're COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS!
My god, you're right! Look -- you had to switch places with me just to speak first! I think I'm going to go slit my wrists.