Untold Religious Stories V|||

Author: Scyess

Date: June 23, 2002

by Scyess
6-23-02
The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him.
And I'll call you... Reginald!
Jerk.
So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh;
RRRIIIIIPPPP!!!
AAIIYYIIIEEE!!!! Ow ow ow! OW! Medic!
And the LORD God, "Sorry, buddy... you were supposed to sleep through that bit."
Could YOU sleep while someone was ripping your ribcage apart? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!!