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Author: Scyess

Date: June 29, 2002

by Scyess
6-29-02
Good news, Jon! My boss gave me a promotion today!
That's great, Earl! How much more will you be making?
More? Actually, they'll be paying me less from now on.
Oh. Well, do you at least not have to sit all day with your face over open sewer grates?
Actually, now I'll be dangled down head-first by my feet with barbed wire until the fetid water below is up to my shoulders. But I get to wear a cap that says "manager" on it!
Make sure you staple it to your head.