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| Good news, Jon! My boss gave me a promotion today! | |
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| That's great, Earl! How much more will you be making? | |
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| More? Actually, they'll be paying me less from now on. | |
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| Oh. Well, do you at least not have to sit all day with your face over open sewer grates? | |
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| Actually, now I'll be dangled down head-first by my feet with barbed wire until the fetid water below is up to my shoulders. But I get to wear a cap that says "manager" on it! | |
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| Make sure you staple it to your head. | |
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