Dubious Praise

Author: Scyess

Date: July 2, 2002

by Scyess
7-02-02
Yep, I live in a house. It's got doors. Oh, and windows. And paint. On the outside. I like paint. It's good. I also like trees...
...must... stay... awake... fight... sweet... sleep... Actually, why bother? ZZzZZzZzZ
Congratulations, Jon! You've won the "Least Entertaining Interlocutor of the Year" award! Your prize is to stand 500 miles from any living being and talk into a microphone that's not plugged in.
Wow! All right!
So then I thought, "Fucia? What about tope?" Of course, you can imagine what happened after THAT fiasco.
Before today I didn't believe an inanimate object could wish for death.