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| Although I'm a man, I wear a dress. I also drink a lot and talk funny. People all but openly avoid talking to me. Who am I? | |
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| Gee, I don't know. A depressed transvestite stroke victim? | |
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| No, I'm Scottish. But I get that a lot. Sexy. | |
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| My ass is off-limits, if that's what you're thinking, Scot-boy. | |
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