Game Show

Author: Scyess

Date: July 4, 2002

by Scyess
7-04-02
Although I'm a man, I wear a dress. I also drink a lot and talk funny. People all but openly avoid talking to me. Who am I?
Gee, I don't know. A depressed transvestite stroke victim?
No, I'm Scottish. But I get that a lot. Sexy.
My ass is off-limits, if that's what you're thinking, Scot-boy.