CC 129: Revisionist Pre-History

Author: Scyess

Date: July 6, 2002

by Scyess
7-06-02
One day in the late Triassic...
Indeed! And last week, Martha threw me a surprise birthday party! She even baked, the dear.
Ah, Martha always was sweet. The rest of the boys from the glee club always envied your getting such a prime catch.
Oh, pish-posh, though I must say I quite fancy her! Well, Reginald, it's always good seeing you, but I'm due at the manicurists by ten.
Always good catching up with you, old chum! Take care, and do try to take it easy on the butter scones; they're simply loaded with cholestorol.
Millions of years later, at the Smithsonian Museum...
...and the t-rex and triceratops, mortal enemies, were constantly locked in combat, horns flying and teeth blazing, in the constant battle for survival!
Gosh!