I Hate Starbucks

Author: Scyess

Date: July 8, 2002

by Scyess
7-08-02
Hi, welcome to Starbucks Coffee! Would you like a Frappucinno?
Actually, I was hoping to have something you mark up less than 1000% of your raw materials cost.
Sorry, we don't have that. We only carry overpriced coffee, which tastes nearly the same as any other coffee; and frilly, gay coffee-drinks with flavorings and whipped cream, also overpriced.
Uh, actually, I think I'll just have some water and a napkin.
That'll be $39.48.