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| I'm sorry, I'm afraid there's no money in our fund to grant you $30,000 to cure liver cancer. | |
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| But the good news is that we're awarding Bob here the $40,000,000 he requested for his research on mold-resistant grout. | |
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| What the hell? I have 2 PhDs and 10 years of research experience; Bob had to take the test twice to get his GED! Why does he get the grant? | |
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| I look better on the brochures. | |
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