But It's for Science!

Author: Scyess

Date: July 11, 2002

by Scyess
7-11-02
Uuhhh.... yes?
Hi, there, sir. Would you like to donate your organs to science?
I guess that's a good cause. Where do I sign?
No signatures necessary! Just hold still for a second...
*** SLAM! ***
Just so you know, selfish, unfeeling bastards like you are what's wrong with society today!