New Approach

Author: Scyess

Date: July 11, 2002

by Scyess
7-11-02
**KNOCK*KNOCK**
Whew... last house today...
AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
HELLO!! HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR, OR DO I HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND FEED THEM TO YOU??!??
Wow! Not a single soul went unsaved today, Jesus. This new idea of yours is great.
Yeah, the whole "heaven" thing was too equivocal. People need an incentive they can grasp right now.