CC 130: Knight Hardly

Author: Scyess

Date: July 11, 2002

by Scyess
7-11-02
ROAR! Who goes there!
It is I, the valiant knight sent by the king to vanquish you and rescue the princess! Have at thee!
No you're not. You're that anorexic carpenter from 9th Street.
The king's on a bit of a shoestring, okay? I assure you this wasn't my idea.