People You Wouldnt Invite to Your House for Dinner & Canasta

Author: Scyess

Date: July 11, 2002

by Scyess
7-11-02
Hey, cutie-pie. You wanna go 3-some with me and my boyfriend?
Sorry, dyke-o, I'm not into that; why don't you just kiss my ass.
Actually, that sounds fairly appealing.
Well, okay then...
...turned out she'd had a bad burrito for dinner yesterday -- why can't this ever happen to you, the coprophage?
I know! Say... that scent you're wearing is enchanting! *drool*