CC 130: Not Exceedingly Helpful

Author: Scyess

Date: July 12, 2002

by Scyess
7-12-02
Doc, you gotta help me! I can't stand to be a stick figure! I have 1-dimentional arms, ferchrissakes! Please! Can you help me?
In fact, maybe I can. I've just completed a machine that takes mass from parts of your body and moves it to other parts. Let's try it out.
Just a single touch of this button...
Ahh! I can feel it working!
It worked! IT WORKED!!! Uh, sort of.
You're lucky the arm that's left isn't the one with the knife in it, jackass.