CC 130: The Saga Continues

Author: Scyess

Date: July 12, 2002

by Scyess
7-12-02
Help! Officer! My lab subject has escaped and is threatening to throttle me with his one good hand!
Help! Officer! My entire body has been sucked into my arm by a mad scientist!
...that's fucked up, Clem. What did you do then?
What any cop woulda done in my situation, Merv. I beat the shit out of both of them, had a donut, and drank a six pack.