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| They've got everything "kids" these days. Kids' meals. Kids' ticket prices. Even kids' butter. But I've got the next big thing... **ziiiiiip** | |
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Kidz Kondums!® "Hi, Kids! I'm Korkey Kondum! I'm shy; can I hide in your 'special place?' I'm super-lubed for tight fits and help prevent incriminating genetic trails!"
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| Mere words cannot express my immutable desire never to have seen that. | |
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| **ziiiiiip** Just a shame Catholics don't use condoms -- there's an untapped market that I could retire on. | |
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