Random Comic! Bernard

Author: Scyess

Date: July 16, 2002

by Scyess
7-16-02
Dammit, Bernard, I'm sick and tired of getting the silent treatment from you! I want out!
I am an inanimate object.
I'm worth more than that, Bernard! I'm leaving you! I've packed my things and I'm going forever! I mean it! Goodbye!
I am a sock puppet. I am made of felt and yarn. I am a child's plaything. My entire body cavity is hollow to make room for a person's hand. I am mass-produced in Indonesia.
Damn, you Bernard! I my hate myself for it later, but I can't leave you. I love you. Can you ever forgive me?
I knew you'd be back, bitch.