Hard Downshift at 120 MPH

Author: Scyess

Date: July 19, 2002

by Scyess
7-19-02
Hey, Jon... this is really awkward, but I met this really cute girl the other day...
Cool. She's going to set me up with her cute friend.
And she's kind of bisexual... into threesomes, and I hate to spring this on you so suddenly, but...
All right! She's going to ask me to join in! It's every man's sex fantasy, coming true!
I, she, and her boyfriend would really like to borrow your house tonight. You can stay with my brother in his trailer home.
You'll pay me $400 for the night plus a $600 damage deposit.