Series with ObiJo: Death's New Sidekick

Author: Scyess

Date: July 21, 2002

by Scyess
7-21-02
Forget it. I'm not even forty! You're not taking ME to the afterlife without a fight.
Well, I guess I could make an exception for you THIS time. I will let you live forever, but on one condition.
You will be constantly followed by this French person, who will incessantly explain why any given French thing is better than_every_other_thing, ever.
Oo... French food is best, and French women, and French cigarettes, and French tampons, and French oxygen...
Ugh. I can smell him from here. Just take me now.
Heh heh... Satan will have to whip out his mink coat when he hears I've found a useful Frenchman.