Series with ObiJo: Death at the Door X

Author: Scyess

Date: July 22, 2002

by Scyess
7-22-02
Okay, Sparky. I want YOU to go into Afghanistan and kill Bin Laden.
But... but... why me? I'm a clown!
Yes, but you're the least funny clown ever. If laughter is the best medicine, then the opposite should also be true. You'll poison him with your un-funniness.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Okay, the truth is you ruined my birthday party, so I'm sending you to a war zone out of pure spite.
"Be a firefighter," Mom said. "No, too dangerous. I'll be a clown," I said...