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| Okay, Sparky. I want YOU to go into Afghanistan and kill Bin Laden. | |
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| But... but... why me? I'm a clown! | |
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| Yes, but you're the least funny clown ever. If laughter is the best medicine, then the opposite should also be true. You'll poison him with your un-funniness. | |
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| That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. | |
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| Okay, the truth is you ruined my birthday party, so I'm sending you to a war zone out of pure spite. | |
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| "Be a firefighter," Mom said. "No, too dangerous. I'll be a clown," I said... | |
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