Series with ObiJo: Death at the Door XVI

Author: Scyess

Date: July 22, 2002

by Scyess
7-22-02
What's this odd pain in my left shoulder?
It's a heart attack! Your time on this planet is up! For I am the Squirrel of Death, here to take your soul to its eternal rest.
What? Who said that?
Uh, down here.
Oh! A squirrel! Hi, squirrley! Want some acorns?
Okay, this whole "squirrel" thing is cute and all, but it's really inhibiting my work. When I find the lame-ass bastard who thought I should be a squirrel...