Series with ObiJo: Death at the Door Slowly Degrades

Author: Scyess

Date: July 22, 2002

by Scyess
7-22-02
Ah, back to my true form! This whole situation has gotten totally out of hand.
Agreed. But what can we do about it?
This is wierd. I just got a letter that says "ObiJo's" parents never married, but only because they were both men." What's an ObiJo, anyway?
Probably some sort of euphamism for "hand job." Read the part where it says "The whole death thing wasn't my idea anyway, assnoodle." That's my favorite part.
What the fuck was that?
I don't know, but I'm beginning to wish I'd taken that job at "Marmaduke" when I had the chance.