CC 132: Failed Unveiling

Author: Scyess

Date: July 23, 2002

by Scyess
7-23-02
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest invention since sliced shit...
**POOF!**
Powdered shit! Just add hot water and you're guaranteed a steaming pile of fetid waste every time!
Question: Where is a fly going to get water? And what about all the free, fresh shit that's always lying about in medows?
Guard! Code green! Code green!