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Author: Scyess

Date: July 23, 2002

by Scyess
7-23-02
Well, I'm sorry your "Human Head" invention isn't taking off.
Well, there's good news and bad news on that. The bad news is that sales are still zero. It turns out everyone already has one.
Bummer.
But the good news is the patent went through, anyway.
Uh, why are you looking at me like that?
I'm giving the whole world notice to fork over licencing royalties or return the product. Consider yourself served.