CC 133: The Fable of the Little Girl and the Chicken

Author: Scyess

Date: July 24, 2002

by Scyess
7-24-02
*sigh* I've totally lost my faith in humanity since Macaulay Culkin was elected president.
Don't worry, little girl. I've finally finished my World Peace Machine. Just press the button to your left.
Aaahhh! What's going on!
My machine simultaneously launches the entire world's supply of nuclear missiles. Imagine how peaceful it will be when all life on this planet ends.
That's your idea of world peace? Turning the Earth into a radioactive slag heap?
Whadda ya want, a global peace treaty? I'm a fucking CHICKEN, ferchrissakes.