Quest for an Aerosol

Author: Scyess

Date: July 29, 2002

by Scyess
7-29-02
They said it couldn't be done, but I've come up with an even better idea than my liquid tampons... SPRAY-ON tampons!
I see you've hooked your caulking gun up to a high-pressure hose.
You mean my patented E-Z applicator.
I mean you can still make out the word "caulk" from where you tried to scratch it off with a coin.
Dammit, the packaging department won't even be able to fathom how fired they are.