Too Many Catchphrases

Author: Scyess

Date: July 29, 2002

by Scyess
7-29-02
I'm sorry, Jon. Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Hand over the keys.
But I'm not drunk. It's 10:00 am. I don't even own a car, and we're in MY house.
Resisting, huh? As your friend, it is my duty to lay you out to keep you from hurting yourself or others! Hiya!
... but I'm not- AWK!
I think I liked Tataki better before she became a "peer councilor."
You should've seen the way she freaked out when I was frying some eggs! Damn.