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| I think it's great that you know so much about art! Tell me more about this one. | |
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| Well, this one was obviously painted as a sort of rebuke to the cubist movement. You see how the colors swirl in shocking and deliberately offensive curves... | |
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| Um, excuse me, can you please not poke me in the back while I'm explaining this piece to the lady? | |
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| Sorry, son, but you're in my way. The museum is making me clean up this finger-paint my grandson smeared all over the wall. | |
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| Go ahead... tell me why that 4-year-old kid is so vehemently opposed to cubism, Mr. I-Know-So-Much-About-Art. | |
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| Well, technically, YOU were the one who claimed I knew about art... | |
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