The Art of Bullshit

Author: Scyess

Date: August 1, 2002

by Scyess
8-01-02
I think it's great that you know so much about art! Tell me more about this one.
Well, this one was obviously painted as a sort of rebuke to the cubist movement. You see how the colors swirl in shocking and deliberately offensive curves...
Um, excuse me, can you please not poke me in the back while I'm explaining this piece to the lady?
Sorry, son, but you're in my way. The museum is making me clean up this finger-paint my grandson smeared all over the wall.
Go ahead... tell me why that 4-year-old kid is so vehemently opposed to cubism, Mr. I-Know-So-Much-About-Art.
Well, technically, YOU were the one who claimed I knew about art...