Demonic Sub-Creatures Do Not Like Meaphors

Author: Scyess

Date: August 1, 2002

by Scyess
8-01-02
I can't stand it, Samantha. When I go on a date I end up doing anything I can to make myself look good. I can't stand the way I demean myself.
I know what you mean. When I go out with a man, he usually turns out to be a quivering spineless pool of flesh, like he has no soul of his own.
Gee... you use such vivid metaphors to describe your problems.
Metaphors? Problems?