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| You are watching Turner Network Television. And now, a message from an undiscosed location. | |
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| Thanks, Chuck. I'm here with in a battery of nuclear missiles, which we will use to blow up the moon and hurl Earth into space unless you watch our programs! | |
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| And now, just for spite, we are going to play the same episode of "Kung Fu" for 168 straight hours. Don't touch that dial! Or else. | |
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| I think "sweeps week" has gotten a bit out of hand. | |
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