TNT -- We Know Drama

Author: Scyess

Date: August 1, 2002

by Scyess
8-01-02
You are watching Turner Network Television. And now, a message from an undiscosed location.
Thanks, Chuck. I'm here with in a battery of nuclear missiles, which we will use to blow up the moon and hurl Earth into space unless you watch our programs!
And now, just for spite, we are going to play the same episode of "Kung Fu" for 168 straight hours. Don't touch that dial! Or else.
I think "sweeps week" has gotten a bit out of hand.