Post-Pugnaciousness

Author: Scyess

Date: August 1, 2002

by Scyess
8-01-02
Okay, Jon. Please come down from the attic now. I'm sorry I said if you were a real man, you'd have a car.
What about the other thing?
Yes, and I'm sorry I said you had a dumb haircut.
No, the OTHER other thing.
Oh, and I'm sorry I said I was going to rip out your spine, beat you to death with it, fuck your remains, feed them to wolverines, and when they finally shit you out launch you into the sun.
...and what about the part about skinning my family and turning them into a trampoline?