Greetings from Jim

Author: Scyess

Date: August 2, 2002

by Scyess
8-02-02
Hi. Can I help you?
Yep. I want to send a boquet to a very special someone.
Gee, you know, we don't really do that here at the Humane Society. Maybe you should try a florist.
I did, but the florist said I should try here if I wanted a bouquet of mutilated kittens.
Dammit, I wish they'd stop letting divorcés in here.