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| Hm... this plaque has really fine print. "WARNING: Do not operate device while drowsy or under the influence of alcohol. Do not use underwater. Do not slam door on fingers. | |
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| Do not belch at dinner parties. Do not run with scissors. Do not get shit-faced and take home some diseased skank that you think looks like Milla Jovovich because you're so trashed. | |
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| Gee, Doc, do you think all this is really necessary? What the heck does this device do? | |
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| Actually, it just makes a "fap fap fap" sound, but the lawyers insisted. | |
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