Fore!

Author: Scyess

Date: August 6, 2002

by Scyess
8-06-02
So what's this big secret you found out about Earl?
Oh, it's juicy! Did you know Earl, um, "plays the other side of the fence?"
Really? You mean he "Putts from the rough?"
Yes, he "knocks his balls against the manhole."
Wow, who would have though Earl is gay?
He's GAY? Wow, that's a lot juicier than my secret about his lousy golf game.