Blue Velvet My Ass

Author: Scyess

Date: August 8, 2002

by Scyess
8-08-02
I'm telling you, skydiving would be fun, but why would I bother when I COULD be watching Blue Velvet...
Okay, okay. I'll stay and watch your damned movie. So what's it about, anyway?
Oh... well... ummm, you see, there's this guy... and this other, um...
You've never even seen it, have you?
Well, I heard it was really good!