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| ...has just found that WorldCom lied about $3.85 BILLION dollars in income on its balance sheet. The stock fell faster than an executive from a ledge. | |
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| ...has just found that WorldCom fudged ANOTHER $3.3 billion dollars in income they never had. Their former investors were rigorously spanked. | |
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| ...have discovered that WorldCom never actually had any income, but was funded entirely by three widows with "no limit" Visa Platinum cards... | |
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| My "wadded up bills in a coffee can" investment scheme is looking better every day. | |
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