CC 136: What, Are You Still Here?

Author: Scyess

Date: August 13, 2002

by Scyess
8-13-02
**RING RING**
Dammit, those corporate assholes are going to blow a gasket when they read that scathing complaint letter about their service!
Hello?
Hi! We here at Company Corp. just got your e-mail! We're terribly sorry about the service you've been getting! A full refund will be automatically applied to your credit card.
Haha! Just kidding. I think we all know what actually happened...
throw exception( message ); type=e-mail; subtype=customer; classification=complaint; action=delete;