CC 136: Clever Escape

Author: Scyess

Date: August 13, 2002

by Scyess
8-13-02
*pant pant* Hey... I ran all the way here! Why aren't you naked?
I only took my clothes off to lure you out here. Now that you're here I'm going to kick your testicles out through your nostrils.
Okay, I'll just have my secretary pencil you in for that...
Good... I can cave in the secretary's skull and then boot his balls to Jupiter.
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