CC 136: Blantant Tie-In

Author: Scyess

Date: August 13, 2002

by Scyess
8-13-02
***~~BOOM!~~***
*BZZT* WELCOME TO THE SCHEDULING DEPARTMENT MAY I HELP YOU *BZZT* WELCOME TO THE SCHEDULING DEPARTMENT MAY I HELP YOU *BZZT* WELCOME TO THE SCHEDULING...
I guess citizens of the 21st century are doomed to suffer impersonal, mechanized "service." What was that booming sound?
Yyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Have no fear, dear damsel in distress! For Launches-Fish-out-of-a-Cannon Man is here!
Then again, there are things that are worse than impersonal service...