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| Hey, Jon! Your roll of toilet paper is really a roll of sandpaper! | |
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| I know! I'm doing my part to help the enviornment by discouraging waste. | |
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| That's noble, but you've got about three seconds to bring me some real toilet paper before I fertilize Mother Earth with your remains. | |
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| Come on, Tataki! Just think -- what would Ralph Nader do in your situation? | |
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| Somehow, I think Mr. Nader would have acted differently. | |
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| True, but I didn't think becoming a humiliated political figure would help in any way towards drying my tush. | |
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