Stupid Aphorisms ]|[

Author: Scyess

Date: August 21, 2002

by Scyess
8-21-02
Hey, it's great seeing you again, Jon! But now I've got to piss like a racehorse! May I...?
Sure, the bathroom is --
Thanks!
AAAHH!! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
Uh, sorry, Jon, I thought you said it was okay.
Normally when people say "piss like a racehorse," it means they have to "pee a lot," not "pee while running around in a circle at full speed."