Brush with Near-Fame

Author: Scyess

Date: August 26, 2002

by Scyess
8-26-02
Excuse me... aren you a local TV newscaster?
Yes, I am! Joan Johnston from Channel 6!
Aha! I knew it.
I'm always flattered when I meet a fan on the street.
Oh, I'm not a fan. I figured anyone with hair that large and immobile had to be either a local TV newscaster or a mannequin.
You'll pardon me if I don't want to take hair advice from a man sporting the "Elvis Just Woke Up" look.