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| Excuse me... aren you a local TV newscaster? | |
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| Yes, I am! Joan Johnston from Channel 6! | |
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| I'm always flattered when I meet a fan on the street. | |
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| Oh, I'm not a fan. I figured anyone with hair that large and immobile had to be either a local TV newscaster or a mannequin. | |
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| You'll pardon me if I don't want to take hair advice from a man sporting the "Elvis Just Woke Up" look. | |
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