Jim Extends His Life by 2,607 weeks.

Author: Scyess

Date: August 26, 2002

by Scyess
8-26-02
I'm sorry, Jim. The test results are in, and... you've got two weeks to live. I'm sorry.
Well, I don't want to die...
but it seems that if I only have two weeks I could chop you into little bits and not have to worry about any consequences. If ya get my meanin'.
Did I say two weeks? I meant 50 years.
That's what I thought.