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| News Flash! Scientits at the University of Connecticut today discovered a drug which feels like cocaine, heroine, extasy, and marijuana all in one, but with no negative side effects. | |
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| Congress passed a law making it manditory for Americans to have some every day. Also, Keanu Reeves and Britney Spears were outlawed today; their execution is scheduled for Thursday. | |
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| No way! Really? That rocks! | |
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| Haha! Just kidding. Next time pay attention to the commercials, jerk! | |
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| Man, I gotta find my remote. | |
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