Why Does God Look Like a Big, Menacing Owl?

Author: Scyess

Date: August 29, 2002

by Scyess
8-29-02
God sent dreams to Joseph, sent plagues to Egypt and a friggin' burning bush to Moses... if he's so almighty, why doesn't He just show up once in a while and just SAY it already!
*-*-*--POOF!!--*-*-*
Know what? You're a jerk.
Yike!
Then again, subtlety does have its advantages.
I didn't say a thing.